you might be a redneck if....
your dad walks you to school because hes in te same grade.
Your babies first word is "attention K-mart shoppers".
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

If you try and impress your brother at a basketball game!! <--- this one is between me and my friend Paige ...it was hilarious i was lmao!

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She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I don't know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sad....


<*There is only one guy and I dont have him in my arms *>

put this in your info if you cryed