I have some more... You might be a redneck if...
You refer to the 5th grade as your senior year of highschool.
You have a payment plan for your tattoo.
you mow your lawn and you find a car.
You stare at the can of orange juice because it says concentrate
you read a sign that says "crack kills" and you pull up your pants.
you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.
you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.
you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.
you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.
you’ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.
you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.
you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.
you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”
you go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.
you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
you played the banjo in your high school band.
the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.
you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.
your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.
you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.
you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.
you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.
you’ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

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