i got a some for ya
(in Jeff foxworthy voice)

If You think a 401K is your mothers bra size... You might be a redneck

If your favorite poem cames from a restroom wall...You might be a redneck

If your dog was neutered by court law...You might be a redneck

I you think Nsync is where your dirty dishes are...You might be a redneck

If you can count to eleven on your fingers...You might be a redneck

The last place youve vacationed won't allow you to come back this year...You might be a redneck

If you work without a shirt and so does your husnband...You might be a redneck

If You Spray Cheez Whiz Directly into your mouth...You might be a redneck

If You lost money etting on the Lingerie Bowl... You might be a redneck

FINALLY....

If you openly wept when Pamela Lee had her implants removed...You might be a redneck!

(GREAT HUH?)

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