[Ka'Trina20100]

Yo mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Yo mama is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
Yo mama so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mama is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Yo mama so fat that when she walks, she shows up on the rictor scale
Yo mama so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo mama's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo mama's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Yo mama's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Yo mama is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Yo mama is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the ***** out of the toilet.
Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo mama's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
Yo mama is old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "GET OFF YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU FAT A$$!"
Yo mama is so ugly when she cries the tears go down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "f* this!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside somone screamed " ahhh an eclipse"
Yo mama so fat the national weather sociaty has to give names to her farts
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked outside, an earthquake followed
Yo mama is so fat that I almost ran her over with my car. I swerved and missed her but I ran out of gas before I could get around.
Yo mama's got a eating disorder she be eatin dis order, dat order and all da orders!
Yo mama's so fat that when she turns around that her ass is in different times zones
Shes just like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
Yo mamas so fat she uses a matress for a tampon
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
When the school bus drove by your mom ran out screaming stop that twinkie
When your mama got on the scale it said, "One at a time please"
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mamas so poor and stupid, when i rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Your moms like the village bike. everybodys had a ride
Your sisters so ugly when i saw her i thought it was your mama
your moms so poor i walked in the front door and fell out the back