[Disturbed_Scorpion]

If you sent your dead grandmother flowers and a card that said Get Well Soon... you might be a redneck

[Covert_Ambition]

Originally Posted by bitey_grl911

I have some more... You might be a redneck if...
you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

LMFAO.

Gotta love Foxworthy though, yesss!

[moretolove]

i got a few......if youve ever been too drunk to fish
if someone asks to see your id and you show them your belt buckle
if youve ever had to haul a bucket of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor
if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
if everyday someone comes to your door mistakeingly thinking your having a yard sale
if youve ever made change in the offering plate
if your wive's earrings double as fishing hooks
if your porch colapses and kills more than 4 dogs
if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 70 miles an hour
if you think unloading your truck is reversing real fast and slammin on the brakes


the definition of a redneck is a glorious absence of sophistiation

sophisticated people invest there money in stock portfolios red necks we invest in commemrative plates...yup thats the nascar series right there
sophisticated people have retire ment funds rednecks play the lottery.